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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.
3 months ago
Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.
3 months ago
Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
3 months ago