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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Just shared via Facebook:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Just landed via Twitch:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Making waves on Messenger:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Live now on WhatsApp:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Just shared via Threads:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Trending via Instagram:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Seen just now on Messenger:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Making waves on Telegram:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Spotted on Instagram:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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