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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Going viral on X:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Going viral on Telegram:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Seen just now on X:

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

50 shares on X this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Spotted on YouTube:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Breaking via Reddit:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Shared recently on Discord:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Going viral on WeChat:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Just shared via WeChat:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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