Insulting me won't work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Commentary:
"Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we're constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect excuse for cheeky comments and sassy comebacks! 😈💬 After all, why insult with just any part of your heart when you can go straight for the bottom? 🙊💔 Just remember to sprinkle some love in there too! ❤️😜"