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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Live now on Slack:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Just shared via X:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Going bananas on Slack:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Trending via WeChat:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Going viral on Threads:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Breaking via Messenger:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

57 shares on Discord this month:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Going viral on Instagram:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Just shared via Messenger:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Just shared via WeChat:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Just shared via TikTok:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Making waves on Threads:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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