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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Going viral on YouTube:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Trending via YouTube:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Going viral on Facebook:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Going viral on Reddit:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Just shared via Facebook:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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96 shares on Slack this month:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

30 shares on X this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

29 shares on YouTube this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Making waves on Messenger:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Just landed via TikTok:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Just landed via Reddit:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Shared recently on Telegram:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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