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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Trending via Telegram:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Shared recently on Slack:

Sane is boring.

Going bananas on Threads:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Making waves on Threads:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Spotted on Discord:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Going bananas on Instagram:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Just shared via TikTok:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Trending via Slack:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Spotted on Threads:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Shared recently on X:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Seen just now on X:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Trending via Messenger:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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