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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Just shared via Facebook:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Live now on Facebook:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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