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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Shared recently on Slack:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Trending via Pinterest:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Trending via YouTube:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Just shared via Instagram:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

50 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

11 shares on Slack this month:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Breaking via Discord:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Just shared via Threads:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Going bananas on TikTok:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Just shared via X:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Spotted on TikTok:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Just landed via YouTube:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Spotted on Reddit:

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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