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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Spotted on Reddit:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Going viral on Discord:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Just shared via WeChat:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Spotted on Messenger:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Making waves on Discord:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Making waves on YouTube:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Going viral on Reddit:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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