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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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