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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Funny mammal quotes 🦥🐒 bring a playful twist to our furry friends’ antics, making us laugh out loud while celebrating their quirky charm! From clever monkeys to sleepy sloths, these witty lines capture the silly side of the animal kingdom 🐾😂. Ready to brighten your day with some paws-itively hilarious moments? Let’s dive into the world where mammals rule the comedy stage! 🎉🐿️

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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