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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

Trending via WeChat:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Spreading quickly via X:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Trending via Reddit:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Making waves on YouTube:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Just landed via Threads:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Breaking via Twitch:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Funny mental health joke quotes

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84 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

40 shares on X this month:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

25 shares on Discord this month:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

40 shares on Threads this month:

My love language is deader than Latin.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Making waves on Discord:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Just landed via Messenger:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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