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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Shared recently on Discord:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Seen just now on Discord:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Trending via X:

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Just landed via Slack:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Going viral on Reddit:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Just landed via TikTok:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Breaking via Threads:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

15 shares on Slack this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

89 shares on Discord this month:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

68 shares on Discord this month:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Just shared via X:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Trending via Discord:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Just landed via Reddit:

One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

Just landed via Discord:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Live now on Messenger:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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