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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Reported on YouTube:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Just landed via Pinterest:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Freshly posted on X:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Making waves on Reddit:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Reported on Pinterest:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Just shared via Pinterest:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Just landed via Facebook:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Shared recently on Slack:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Trending via Snapchat:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Just landed via Slack:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Breaking via Threads:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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