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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Just landed via Threads:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Just shared via Instagram:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Just shared via TikTok:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Making waves on Twitch:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Trending via Reddit:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Trending via Snapchat:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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52 shares on Instagram this month:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

90 shares on X this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

69 shares on Discord this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Just shared via Facebook:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Trending via Discord:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Making waves on Telegram:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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