Funny merry quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

  Commentary:
  📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mistletoe when you're feeling merry all year round? 🥂😄 Stay festive and fabulous, darling! Whether you're sipping cocktails or spreading cheer, remember it's all about the merriment! 🎄✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

  Commentary:
  🎄🎅 "If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it? Because who needs mistletoe when you can just marry Santa?" 😉💍 Embrace the holiday spirit all year round with your very own jolly ol' fella! 🎁✨ #ChristmasEveryday

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