Funny micro quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: a calcified pineal gland or plastic-infused balls? 🚰💦 It's a tough choice between becoming a human water filter or a living stress ball! 😂 Which one will you pick for your daily dose of existential crisis?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

  Commentary:
  Who knew being lazy can also be framed as a commitment to ecological diversity? 🌿🌀 Next up, let's start a petition to preserve the couch cushion ecosystem – it's a delicate balance of comfort and crumbs! 🛋️🍪

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