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Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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17,577

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Breaking via Twitch:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Just landed via Facebook:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Seen just now on WeChat:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Live now on X:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Making waves on YouTube:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Live now on Reddit:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Going bananas on Snapchat:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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31 shares on Messenger this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Going viral on Facebook:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Spotted on WeChat:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Making waves on Twitch:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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