Funny milestones quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

  Commentary:
  "Reaching that age when simply getting out of bed deserves a round of applause! 👏🕺 Age is just a number, but those applause sure feel real! 😄🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, teenage dad status averted! 🦷💪 Talk about tackling the baby teeth before the baby-making ones! 🤣 #WinningAtParenthood"

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