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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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