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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Just shared via Reddit:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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