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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.