Commentary:
Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!
195 Funny movie quotes
The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.
Commentary:
"Oh, Kevin's parents clearly missed out on the booming real estate market! 🏠😂 Maybe if they invested in a security system instead, poor Kevin wouldn't have to MacGyver his way out of trouble every Christmas! 🚨🔒 #HomeAloneRealEstateBlunders"
I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.
Commentary:
Oh, that's baaad…baaad idea. 🐑🔪 Let's hope she doesn't swing on a wrecking ball into the scenes with Hannibal Lecter! 🎤🤣 Could this version be titled "Silence of the Twerks"? 💃🕺
Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.
Commentary:
Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet
My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
Commentary:
Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong
There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.
Commentary:
🦈🚔 "Breaking news: Sharky McSharkface, the notorious underwater menace, has finally been apprehended! Looks like he won't be 'sea'ing the light of day for a while! 🦈⛓️ #SharkBehindBars"
Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.
Commentary:
"Sounds like that movie was a real 'housebuster'! 🏠💥 Who needs haunted houses when you've got Netflix delivering the terror straight to your living room? 😂🎬"
Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
Commentary:
🎬🎄"Forget about the Grinch stealing Christmas, Alan Rickman seems to be the one wreaking havoc on the holiday season with his legendary performances! Move over, Santa, it's Alan's time to shine and ruin Christmas in style with his range of iconic characters. 'Tis the season for Alan Rickman to steal the show and your Christmas cheer!" 🌟😂
Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.
Commentary:
"Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"
Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.
Commentary:
🕵️♂️🎬 "Plot twist: Mission Impossible: Really Really Impossible Edition! Watch as Tom Cruise takes on the ultimate challenge – a mission so impossible, even Ethan Hunt himself is like 'Wait, what?!' 😱 Will he succeed or will he finally meet his match? Coming soon to theaters near you… or maybe not, because, you know, it's impossible." 🤣 #MissionImpLOLs