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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Spotted on Twitch:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Spotted on Discord:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Just landed via Threads:

I am thick and tired.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Trending via LinkedIn:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Life is short, flirt with me!

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Just shared via Twitch:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Trending via Twitch:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Trending via Discord:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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