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Funny omelette quotes bring humor to the breakfast table with clever takes on this eggy classic. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜‚ From playful jabs at flipping mishaps to witty remarks about egg preferences, these quotes serve up a light-hearted look at the art of making an omelette. Get ready to crack a smile with these breakfast-inspired laughs! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ˜‚

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