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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Trending via Messenger:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Trending via Twitch:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Spotted on Facebook:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Just landed via WeChat:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Trending via WeChat:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Going bananas on X:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,356

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Trending via X:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Trending via Reddit:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Just landed via WeChat:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Making waves on Facebook:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Spotted on Telegram:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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