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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Making waves on TikTok:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Trending via Facebook:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Going viral on Twitch:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

25 shares on Twitch this month:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

58 shares on Discord this month:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

46 shares on Slack this month:

I’m ready to try another planet.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

Spotted on Slack:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Live now on Twitch:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Making waves on Facebook:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Making waves on Telegram:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Going viral on WeChat:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Spotted on YouTube:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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