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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Making waves on Discord:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Trending via Discord:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Trending via Twitch:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Making waves on Instagram:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Going bananas on YouTube:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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20 shares on Reddit this month:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

57 shares on Facebook this month:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

83 shares on X this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Trending via Threads:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Just landed via Discord:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Just landed via Facebook:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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