Funny orange juice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

  Commentary:
  🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉

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