Funny outrun quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fitness tracker when your friend selection criteria already includes a built-in speed test? 🏃‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Because surviving a nature walk shouldn't turn into a sprinting competition… unless you're up for the challenge! 🌲😄 #FitnessGoals #SpeedTest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the game of life, speed and stealth are key. 💨👟 Just make sure you also know when to hit the brakes and play it safe! 😜🚫 #FreebieHunting"

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