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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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