Funny Parmesan quotes

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  22 hours ago

  Share →: After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of modern parenting – trying to resist the temptation of naming your kids after household items or exotic foods just for the sake of Instagram fame. Imagine the chaos at roll call: 'Banjo, Parmesan, Chandelier, are you all present and accounted for?' It's a tough job being a parent, but someone's gotta do it without turning their child into a walking menu item."

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