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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Just landed via Pinterest:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Just shared via YouTube:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Just landed via X:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Reported on Reddit:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Making waves on Instagram:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Funny personal reasons quotes

Funny personal reasons quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and unexpected twists to everyday excuses! Whether you’re dodging plans or explaining quirky choices, these witty lines add charm and humor 😜 to your stories. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your day, they remind us that sometimes the best reasons are the funniest ones! Ready to giggle and get inspired? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious personal reasons! 🎉🤣

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Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like you've been poetry-fied for personal reasons! 📜✨ Watch out, Shakespeare, here comes a new poet in town. Time to rhyme and shine! 🖋️💫 #PoetryEmbargo
5 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Commentary:
"Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

Also me: *cries internally* 😭

Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"
6 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Commentary:
"Current mood: Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. 🤪🛌💬 Who needs therapy when you have a fluffy pillow, right? 😅🤫 #PillowScreamingTherapy"

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Making waves on Discord:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Going viral on Discord:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Making waves on WeChat:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Reported on Threads:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Shared recently on WeChat:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Making waves on Slack:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Trending via YouTube:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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