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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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Live now on Reddit:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Just shared via Instagram:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Spreading quickly via X:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Trending via Reddit:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Spotted on Threads:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Making waves on Telegram:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

77 shares on Twitch this month:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

71 shares on Discord this month:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Just landed via WeChat:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Spotted on Facebook:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Going viral on Instagram:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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