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Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Trending via Messenger:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Just landed via WeChat:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Just shared via Twitch:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Breaking via Twitch:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Just landed via Instagram:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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32 shares on Instagram this month:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

97 shares on X this month:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

44 shares on Threads this month:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Making waves on Messenger:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Just landed via Telegram:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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