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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Jan 19, 2026

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Going viral on Threads:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Live now on Reddit:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Going viral on X:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Making waves on YouTube:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on YouTube this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

34 shares on Discord this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

91 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Broadcasted on X:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Live now on Threads:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Just shared via Threads:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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