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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

Live now on YouTube:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Spotted on Slack:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Live now on YouTube:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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Funny pollution quotes

Funny pollution quotes bring a breath of fresh air 🌬️ to serious environmental talks 🌍! They mix humor 😂 with important messages, making us smile while thinking about how to protect our planet 🌿. Perfect for sharing with friends 👯‍♂️ or brightening up your feed 📱, these witty lines remind us that saving Earth can be both fun and meaningful. Get ready to chuckle and reflect! 😄✨

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Dear music, thanks!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Spotted on X:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Just shared via Twitch:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Trending via Slack:

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Just landed via Reddit:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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