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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Spotted on Messenger:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Shared recently on Discord:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Trending via Discord:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Shared recently on Telegram:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Just landed via Twitch:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Trending via Facebook:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Making waves on Threads:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Making waves on Threads:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Seen just now on Discord:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Trending via Instagram:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Reported on X:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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