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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,543

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Spotted on YouTube:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Seen just now on Telegram:

All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Trending via Slack:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Spotted on X:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Trending via X:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on TikTok this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

41 shares on Discord this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,484

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Making waves on Snapchat:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Live now on Facebook:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Spotted on Reddit:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Live now on Reddit:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Live now on X:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Going viral on Twitch:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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