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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Seen just now on Discord:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Live now on X:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Spotted on WeChat:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Trending via WeChat:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Making waves on Slack:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Going viral on YouTube:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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84 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

27 shares on Threads this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

100 shares on Slack this month:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

51 shares on X this month:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Live now on YouTube:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Shared recently on X:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Trending via Pinterest:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Just landed via Reddit:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Spreading quickly via X:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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