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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
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Share →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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"Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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How do I un-know people?

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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