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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Just shared via YouTube:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Just shared via Telegram:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Trending via X:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Spotted on X:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Trending via Discord:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Spotted on Twitch:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Just shared via Threads:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Going viral on Slack:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Breaking via Facebook:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Finding someone like that is almost as rare as spotting Bigfoot holding an umbrella ☔️👣🌧️

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Trending via Slack:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Making waves on Telegram:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Trending via Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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