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Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Just landed via Twitch:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Just landed via Telegram:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Live now on Slack:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Going viral on Telegram:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Just shared via Threads:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Trending via Reddit:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Breaking via Reddit:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Living la vida taco!

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68 shares on X this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

37 shares on Discord this month:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

95 shares on X this month:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

59 shares on Slack this month:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Just landed via Messenger:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Spotted on Facebook:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Trending via Snapchat:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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