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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Going viral on Discord:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Trending via Facebook:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Trending via Snapchat:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Spotted on X:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m running out of people I like.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Trending via Threads:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Trending via Reddit:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Reported on Messenger:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Live now on Messenger:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Trending via TikTok:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Going viral on Slack:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Shared recently on X:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Spotted on X:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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