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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Just landed via Discord:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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