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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Just shared via Slack:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Shared recently on Facebook:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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85 shares on Telegram this month:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Breaking via YouTube:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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