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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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