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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Going bananas on Telegram:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Trending via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Broadcasted on Discord:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Funny reverse psychology quotes

Funny reverse psychology quotes flip the script and tickle your brain 🤯😄! They sneakily nudge you to do the opposite of what’s said, making you laugh while you think twice 🤔😂. Perfect for tricky situations or just spicing up conversations, these clever lines turn mind games into hilarious moments 🎭🔥. Ready to outsmart yourself with a smile? Let’s dive into the witty world of reverse psychology! 🎉🧠✨

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

72 shares on Discord this month:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

48 shares on Discord this month:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

81 shares on X this month:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

76 shares on Reddit this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Going bananas on X:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Trending via WeChat:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Seen just now on Slack:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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