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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Seen just now on Discord:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The future is buffering.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Breaking via Instagram:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Spotted on Facebook:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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