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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Back to the Future and chill?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Trending via Snapchat:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Live now on Slack:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Going viral on Snapchat:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Trending via YouTube:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Just landed via Telegram:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

31 shares on X this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

47 shares on X this month:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

84 shares on X this month:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t study, get slutty!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,534

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Spotted on YouTube:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Going bananas on X:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Going viral on Instagram:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Going viral on X:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Making waves on YouTube:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Just shared via Messenger:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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