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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Spotted on Slack:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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