Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on. Commentary: When your best insult is as empty as your fruit basket 🌳🍏🚫🍑 Carry on, noble tree! 🍃😄
Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day. Commentary:"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"