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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via WeChat:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Going viral on Twitch:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Just landed via WeChat:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Just landed via WeChat:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Shared recently on Slack:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Going viral on Facebook:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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98 shares on Instagram this month:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

38 shares on X this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Earth is hard.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Breaking via Twitch:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just shared via Reddit:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Live now on Instagram:

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Just shared via Facebook:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Just shared via WeChat:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Going bananas on Slack:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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