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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Reported on WeChat:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Spotted on Discord:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Trending via Slack:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Spotted on Slack:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Trending via Reddit:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Making waves on Instagram:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Just landed via WeChat:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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