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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on Discord:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Going viral on WeChat:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Shared recently on Slack:

Oh good. Another day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Just shared via Threads:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Making waves on YouTube:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Going viral on Facebook:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

26 shares on X this month:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,616

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Seen just now on Twitch:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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