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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”