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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I love unplanned fun.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Just landed via TikTok:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Spotted on Discord:

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Making waves on Slack:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Live now on Telegram:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Trending via WhatsApp:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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73 shares on Messenger this month:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

19 shares on Threads this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Seen just now on Discord:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Trending via TikTok:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Trending via YouTube:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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