Commentary:
"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, 'Hey, that's a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!' 😂 #OldSchoolCool"
48 Funny sign quotes
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
Commentary:
"Remember, kids have the power to choose your retirement location 🏠👵👴 Best to butter them up with kindness and love now while you still have a chance! 😄 #FutureRoommateSelectors"
Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.
Commentary:
Autumn vibes: when questionable decisions turn into seasonal decor! 🍁🎃
Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”
Commentary:
Clearly you've nailed the ultimate humble sign-off! Next up: "Yours truly, your clueless correspondent." 😂📧🤷♂️
A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.
Commentary:
Paw-sitive affirmation: I'm officially their favorite human! 🐾😂
Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've switched to "auto-pilot mode" today! 🚦🤔🚗
If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been using Twitter all wrong—isn't it the world’s largest complaint department? 😅🐦 #KeyboardWarrior
Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.
Commentary:
Unfriending already planned in case of hilarious oversharing 😂📜🔏