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Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Reported on Discord:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Trending via X:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Just shared via TikTok:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Spotted on TikTok:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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4 months ago
Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment
5 months ago
Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Commentary:
Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Spotted on Threads:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Reported on WeChat:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Seen just now on X:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Trending via Telegram:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Spotted on Instagram:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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