Funny slogan quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

  Commentary:
  "🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

  Commentary:
  "If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"

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