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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Trending via WeChat:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Live now on Snapchat:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Just shared via Instagram:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Just shared via X:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Just landed via Reddit:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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72 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

27 shares on X this month:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Happy new fear!

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Going viral on Facebook:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Trending via Instagram:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Making waves on Threads:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Making waves on WeChat:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Making waves on Reddit:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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