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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Just shared via Telegram:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Breaking via Reddit:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Trending via Snapchat:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Live now on WeChat:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Spotted on X:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Live now on WhatsApp:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Just shared via Slack:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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80 shares on Reddit this month:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Spotted on TikTok:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Making waves on TikTok:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Going viral on Discord:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Shared recently on Discord:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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