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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Going viral on Messenger:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Trending via Instagram:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Just landed via Facebook:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Just shared via Reddit:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Live now on Snapchat:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Spotted on X:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Everyone is getting idioter.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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5 months ago

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72 shares on Facebook this month:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

51 shares on X this month:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

33 shares on Slack this month:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

51 shares on X this month:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

69 shares on X this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Just landed via Slack:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

Going viral on Messenger:

I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

Trending via Instagram:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Breaking via Threads:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Going viral on Discord:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Live now on WeChat:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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New funny social status quotes 👇

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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