Funny span quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Wait, what was I saying again?' 🤔 Seems like our attention spans are taking a vacation without us! 😂 Don't worry, you're not alone in this 'thinking up a storm' mode! 🌪️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

  Commentary:
  "Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"

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